The last few posts about North Carolina were very wordy and very running-y. But maybe you hate running? Or you're a "just the facts, mam" kind of person? Could you possibly have the reading comprehension/attention span of a six year old? If any of these sound like you and those last two posts were just a bit too hard for you to get through, then
this post is for you!
I've taken everything that I love about North Carolina and boiled it down to 10 easy-to-read, photo-heavy bullets. Everyone likes moar pictars, right?!?
So please scan through and let the jealousy ensue!
Hushpuppies. I never realized what a delicacy hushpuppies were until I was dining with Jessie in the Outer Banks. As she gazed concernedly at the basket of golden brown fried goodness, she asked: "just what exactly is a hushpuppy?" I was dumbfounded that someone from the south had never actually eaten a hushpuppy, let alone didn't even know what one was. After I picked my jaw up off the ground, I was able to explain to her that it's simply deep fried cornmeal. In North Carolina, hushpuppies are served just as often as french fries with your meal or even in place of the traditional bread basket while awaiting your entree. No matter
when in your meal they're interjected, you
will be eating hushpuppies.
Boiled Peanuts. I've never really heard mention of boiled peanuts anywhere outside of North Carolina. As a child, I completely despised these things. They were soggy, mushy and, more often that not, cold. My-my-my how things have changed now that I, and my palate, have matured. Yes, they're still soggy, mushy and cold, but the saltiness that the peanut acquires from the water in which it's boiled is just as
addictive as any can of Coke. You can see boiled peanut stands scattered throughout the countryside and along most major highways, which is convenient because if you're a boiler with a good technique, people are definitely down to travel major distances for your offerings.
Cheap Gas. When I returned my rental car to JFK after my nine-day North Carolina excursion, gas around Brooklyn was $3.95 and up. It was all I could do to keep from crying at the thought of the comparatively cheap gas prices down south. While $3.39 per gallon is still no bargain, when you're working with a 15-gallon tank, that $.56 difference adds up to an $8 savings, which could very well pay for lunch. I have no idea how people in New York can afford to drive!
Farmland. Here in New York, we have everything imaginable at our finger tips. Walk into any grocery store (even the shitty ones) and you're overwhelmed by an endless choice of fruits and vegetables. We don't ever really stop to think that these things we have such easy access to actually come
from somewhere. I know it seems silly, but I'm kind of proud that an area that I hold so dear to my heart-- and that even members of my family-- are responsible for providing the rest of the country with the food that it needs (and takes for granted).
Walmart. There are many things to love about Walmart: the cheap prices, the unbeatable selection. I mean, where else can you go to purchase a greeting card, toilet paper, a new fern for your front porch, leggings and a gun all under one roof? But let's be honest, the best thing about Walmart is the people watching. Even my 77 year-old grandma, a native to the area, commented on how people watching at Walmart can be a "real educational experience." I was going to try to snap some photos of my fave big-box beauties, but I just really didn't have the heart to do it. (Yes, it was THAT bad.)
Finally, some honest advertising!
Guns. Like I said in the post above, you can get them at Walmart... and, really, you can get them just about anywhere down here. You know the myth that you're never more than six feet away from a spider at any given moment? In North Carolina, just replace a spider with a loaded gun. Actually, there are
still spiders, so really, you're never more than six feet away from a spider
and a loaded gun. You could get yourself into a real sticky situation if you're in the habit of keeping company with trigger-happy arachnodphobes. All of this gun toting is just fine with me, since Jenny and I plan to escape to North Carolina when The Revolution comes. (Do NOT try to steal our plan!)
Flag in the window of a pawn shop in downtown Whiteville, NC.
Styrofoam Cups, Crushed Ice and Sweet Tea. Styrofoam has become such an anomaly for me that whenever I encounter it, it's as if I'm witnessing the last living unicorn. Where does this stuff even come from anymore? Who even has the balls to
still drink out of it? North Carolinians, that's who. It's as if styrofoam was put on this earth solely to serve North Carolina and it's penchant for crushed ice, both of which you'll be served at almost every restaurant and fast food chain you enter. I know I should be mad at this, but it's just so... North Carolina! Besides, when each cup is filled to the brim with the sugary goodness of southern-brewed sweet tea, everything is right in the world. (You don't even have to say "sweet" tea in North Carolina!)
Homemade "Wine" and/or Moonshine. The awesomeness of this should be pretty self explanatory and can only really be furthered by firsthand experience. I was first turned onto this homemade hooch a few years ago when my uncle presented me with a huge half gallon mason jar full of red liquid. I was accustomed to receiving jellies and jams and vegetables of all sorts sealed in these air-tight glass containers, but this was something new. After glancing from my uncle to my aunt and then back to my uncle, they finally understood that I had no idea what I was looking at. It was Strawberry Wine and each sip set my entire body aflame. Meaning, of course, that I was hooked instantly. Since then, one of my cousins' friends has taken up the potable pastime and every time I go back, I'm guaranteed to leave with new jars of this homemade wine. Last summer it was blueberry, this summer it was pear and sweet potato. I'm drooling just writing this...
Blueberry Wine in the making.
Sweet Potato and Pear Wine ready for the drinking.
BBQ. In North Carolina, it's not called pulled pork; it's just simply called BBQ. This is pretty much the only BBQ that I've ever truly known, as I've been eating it since I was a kid. Skip the ribs and spare me the brisket because if ain't Carolina BBQ, then I don't want it! There's just something about the way the pork is cooked in this state that just can't be replicated elsewhere. (It's kinda like going out of town and seeing a sign for "New York Pizza." You just can't get New York pizza outside of New York.) Dripping with a peppery vinegar sauce and usually accompanied with the aforementioned hushpuppies, there are few meals that make me feel more at home than Carolina BBQ.
BBQ Plate with green beans and hushpuppies from Joe's in Whiteville, NC.
You know you're in the South when...
BBQ Plate from King's with basket of freshly fried pork skin in Kinston, NC. Not seen in pics: the separate basket of hushpuppies. The rolls and fried pork skin were actually brought out to us because the hushpuppies were taking so long.
A board highlighting everywhere across the country that King's has catered and shipped to.
BBQ Beef (the Thursday Special) and a BBQ Sandwich from Wilber's in Goldsboro, NC. Pic from the hushpuppy listing up top was from this meal.
Cook Out in Roanoke Rapids, NC. ALWAYS the first place I stop once I cross the border. They also have like 40 milkshakes on the menu. This time, I had watermelon. A WATERMELON MILKSHAKE. Also not seen in pic: side of hushpuppies.
Family. Everything else is well and good, but this is the real reason I come to North Carolina. The Carolinas pretty much house my mom's entire side of the family and the majority of them have lived in the same places for as long as I can remember. As a military brat that moved every two years of her life, this was the ONE thing that I could rely on to stay the same. North Carolina has been the only constant throughout my life. Although I've never actually lived there, I consider it just as much my home as I do New York and my family is obviously the cause of this. Now that my mother is buried there and I've been making a pilgrimage to visit her every year, I have grown to love the state and my family even more.
Honorable Mentions: Peaches, Country Boys, Putting Peanuts in Your Coke, Everything Cooked in Bacon Grease, Grits, South of the Border, Thrift Stores, Pronouncing "-ville" like "-vul," Mello Yello.
*Note to self: find new pose for family photos.